sometimes in pictures, my eye looks kind of lazy. Are you happy now? you know all my darkest secrets.
being the relationship expert that i am, i have decided to release my best tips to people.
1) blind yourself so you get to know someone for who they are and not what they look like
who knows, you could fall in love with a rich misunderstood sloth that wants a life long companion
it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”
The wild Paige wants to sleep but Tumblr has grabbed her soul and won’t allow sleep for this creature.
Let me go Tumblr.
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
getting a popsicle because i sprayed windex in my eye.