sometimes in pictures, my eye looks kind of lazy. Are you happy now? you know all my darkest secrets.

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being the relationship expert that i am, i have decided to release my best tips to people.

1) blind yourself so you get to know someone for who they are and not what they look like

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who knows, you could fall in love with a rich misunderstood sloth that wants a life long companion

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askinnyblackman:

it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”

omg is that kim kardashian losing to a hammock, please yes

omg is that kim kardashian losing to a hammock, please yes

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When I see an old picture of me

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also when i see pictures of me ranging from 7-18 years old

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The wild Paige wants to sleep but Tumblr has grabbed her soul and won’t allow sleep for this creature.

Let me go Tumblr.

pudding theft is pretty serious where i come from

pudding theft is pretty serious where i come from

tumblrbot asked:

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

getting a popsicle because i sprayed windex in my eye.

i take pictures like these, and then wonder why i am still single.

i take pictures like these, and then wonder why i am still single.