Proudsloth

Roll up the rim is destroying my life

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*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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hollowgen:

keelayjams:

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

life is fragile and beautiful

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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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takemeback-:

How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…

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theweedteacher:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana


OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Yaaaasssss

theweedteacher:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Yaaaasssss

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bitrates:

Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name

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stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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